nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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nowavvves:

If you think a girl is cute and awesome and really cool and genuinely like her but won’t date her because she’s chubby or fat and you don’t want people to judge you for it then please remember you’re a piece of shit okay, promise

The “what ifs” and “should haves” will eat your brain.

John O’Callaghan (via lushwisdom)

Marry your best friend. Fooling around is fun, but life gets in the way and when it gets hard, you’d wanna be married to your best friend.

One of my customers (via assachusetts)

mersus:

too horny to sleep

too tired to masturbate